The news has been released...
Clay Aiken is gay.
This may be a surprise to you all...
Media Networks worldwide are stunned in disbelief...
The American Public did not see this one coming...
I mean the guy was only in Broadway and American Idol- two clearly non-gay things. (Seroiusly, I mean Ryan Seacrest hosts the show)
Either way women all over the country and world are crying. Right now.
We will all remember Clay Gaiken... oops
Clay Aiken is gay.
This may be a surprise to you all...
Media Networks worldwide are stunned in disbelief...
The American Public did not see this one coming...
I mean the guy was only in Broadway and American Idol- two clearly non-gay things. (Seroiusly, I mean Ryan Seacrest hosts the show)
Either way women all over the country and world are crying. Right now.
We will all remember Clay Gaiken... oops
1 comment:
hahah you know what's gay??? you talking about another gay person!!! obviously he was gay from the first time he appeared on American idol!!! off screen him and ryan secrest were giving each other blowjobs in the closet, until william hung found them and started singing she bang, she bang!!! and then they weren't in the mood any more(hahahahahaah)....
OOOOORRRRR was it that they were fucking each other in the ass, and william hung found them and thought it was a girl and a guy fucking because he couldn't tell them apart because his eyes are soooososososooooo asain that they could be blinded by a piece of dental floss, and when william hung went on stage to audition he started to sing the first thing that came to his mind... She Bang SHe bang, maybe thats why they didn't send him to hollywood, because he walked in on secrest and clay aiken fucking in a closet and sang about it on national televison!!! (hahahahaahahhahahahaahha)
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